so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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