I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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