Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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