Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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