Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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