if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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