She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found puke in my bra..
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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