So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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