I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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