all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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