Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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