no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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