The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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