I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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