Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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