If that was your dad, he is hot
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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