In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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