A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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