Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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