Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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