We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
