Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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