fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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