my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Found your dick twin last night
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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