If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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