how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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