my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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