we have officially lost it.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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