Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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