Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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