You really coming over, don't trick.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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