Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize