weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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