Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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