Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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