I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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