I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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