Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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