my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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