She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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