I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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