and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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