Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Still dying that you shit outside
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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