were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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