so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
