that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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