I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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