Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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