I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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