So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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