I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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