You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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