So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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