He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
What a dumb baby whore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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