I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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